buttcheeks party grandma

mineralists:

Boulder Opal

They’re all males in the game. We usually try to avoid the females because what do you do with a female Turian? Do you give her breasts? What do you do? Do you put lipstick on her?

Mass Effect 3′s art director, Derek Watts (via gaarrus)

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stayinbedgrowyrhair:

continentalfuckfest:

Finally, a company that cares about my need for ladylike cheese.

MONTEREY JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

continentalfuckfest:

Finally, a company that cares about my need for ladylike cheese.

MONTEREY JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dragondicks:

monsterwhitt:

this is fucking incredible

Kings Quest 5 audio swap glitch

holy fuckin shit Graham is not ok

[looks at tambourine] this is the finest pair of shoes I’ve ever seen

earthgoth:

*john green voice* let’s start having BETTER conversations with each other. like, have you ever cried in public? you can tell me, because i’m JUST LIKE YOU— a human being. i’m hip and cool. so tell me, how do you feel about cilantro? have you ever tried anal?

You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

churchsext:

in case anyone was considering buying a shirt with that image, the man in the photo is requesting that people dont buy it 

bunbijou:

bunbijou:

remember when eric andre tweeted shit like “LEGALIZE RAPE”, that got a LOL from me!

he deleted it but luckily theres a similar post on his instagram

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wolfpupy:

some folks say “you cant live here this is a pumpkin patch” thats when i say “what about those pumpkin patch kids” and they say “those were cabbage patch kids and they werent real babies” now this is the part where you start firing off your gun so every one will leave you alone